Tobias is mounting what I guess we might call the Haggard defense: no sex, just massages.I believe it. I do. I firmly and resolutely believe Republicans wouldn't know what to do with it, assuming, of course they had it in the first place.
A party of over-compensatory *Cough!* Camel-toes more like...
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Update: Haggard, yes, but this "defense" smells more like Chuck Robb. When the former Dem Senator of Virginia was asked about what went on between him and Tai Collins in a New York hotel room, he insisted it was "just a massage." When Collins later posed for Playboy, she was seen on CNN promoting and autographing her cover for a long line of men, one of whom being informed that the Senator "says he didn't sleep with her." The man's eyes lit up as he grinned, "Well he should've!"
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