cheney on mccain...

... both figuratively and literally:

I just fundamentally disagree with John. John said some nasty things about me the other day, and then next time he saw me, ran over to me and apologized. Maybe he'll apologize to Rumsfeld.

Uh huh, ran over, flopped down on both knees, unbuckled the VPs belt, unsnapped his pants, unzipped his fly, rifled through his shorts, and whereupon Cheney grabbed the AZ senator by both ears and slammed hard into his moosh.

Just what we all want in our next president.