Saturday, May 06, 2006

Reformed Souls

Not to be confused w/re-formed souls, Jeff Gannon beat Tom Cruise to the punch, announcing publicly that he, Gannon, is indeed a 3-dollar bill. Get used to it!
Yet perhaps the most stunning of Gannon's comments was his assertion that he supports "outing" gays who live one life and vote another. Gannon – who himself was "outed" as a former sex worker without his consent – said that he supported the outing of erstwhile Virginia Congressman Ed Schrock (R-VA), who resigned in disgrace after Rogers posted tapes of him soliciting gay sex on the Internet.
Let us hope, then, that just as the drunk pushes the 12-step, or the smoker, only 5 days off a 23-year habit, might have it, Gannon carries with his new agenda a zeal that puts a real hurtin' on the remaining closeted, pillow-biting bastards.

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