and then jesus said "take this bread, for this is my body you eat"...

Or, more simply: Sweet Jesus!

Creationist Actor's Porno Past is 'Revealed'

A jaunt around the Internet shows Linden posing alongside a drag queen on an explicit Web site he owned called Bedroom Acrobat, the Associated Press reports. The Web site allows its network of members to post explicit stories and photos, AP reports.

When it learned of Linden's activities with the Web site, the Creation Museum in Kentucky pulled the 40-second video in which he appears.

Riiiiight! How many times did they pull it, s'what I wanna know!

No, not the video...