friday follies...

My favorite P.D. sent this this morning. The gist of the LA city attorney's apoplexy with the Sherriff read thusly:

"... violating that court order, the Los Angeles Sherriff's Department should be held in contempt. Additionally, this court should order that the Los Angeles Sherriff's Department transport Hilton in custody to this court for the hearing on this application and the court should order that the Los Angeles Sherriff's Department transport Hilton in custody to the Cer[?]y Regional Detention Center in order to serve the remainder of her sentence in compliance with California law and this court's May 4, 2007 order. Such relief is just, proper and necessary to ensure compliance with this court's orders. Additionally, such relief rightfully will restore any loss of public confidence in and respect for the integrity of the government of this city, county and state.

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An Urgent Hearing and Relief Are Necessary Because Hilton is Earning Custody Credits Every Day She Is on Electronic Monitoring, Despite the Fact That The Los Angeles Sheriff's Department Acted in Contravention and in Contempt of This Court's Order."

No word on whether the city attorney was offered a paper bag to help alleviate his hyperventilation.

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Update: Oh dear! I almost feel sorry for her. Emphasis: almost...

Screaming Paris Hilton Sent Back to Jail

"It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton. "Mom!" she called out to her mother in the audience.

Now that's Entertainment!