proof positive that one may be extremely crude if one is also hysterical and writes well...

One's outrageous sexual experience with Ann Coulter:

‘You might as well shoehorn billions of dollars into the Baseball Card market. The price of a Derek Jeter rookie will be driven up to hundreds of thousands of dollars—before the bubble bursts and the whole market crashes massively.’ It was getting hard to stay on point as she tongue-fucked my shitter vigorously.

Whiling a Friday afternoon in an overly-air conditioned cubicle.