Monday, March 12, 2007

dice-k...

The Onion's take (via the Boston Globe) on Daisuke Matsuzaka's "gyro-ball":
"His Ultimate Galactic Dragon Gyroball Pitch Power Explosion breaks three feet inside before cutting sharply toward the dugout, where falsehood and cowardice are forced to shrink before it!"
Ah, spring!

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