and the dogs said, "whaddya mean we gotta stop!?"...

Their names are "Lucky" and "Buddy" (no lie!)...

The nation's largest animal sanctuary has agreed to accept two dogs that authorities say were trained to have sex with women.

A coupla thoughts here:

1) They're dogs, and one can only imagine dogs as not minding this bit of business, like, at all;

but 2) Society frowns, and therefore the dogs must now frown.

Frown now, brown dogs!