So what's the big deal? Had I known mother Mary was such a babe, I'd still be going to confession.
Update: That the simple-minded see the Virgin's image in buttered toast, on fence-posts, or on MRI scans fergawdsakes! -- and proceed to fall to their knees, I am left to the position where I cannot be bothered when they get so blamed exercised over such displays. Begone, simple-minded!
Update: Dare to resist: More on The Virgin Maria.