Friday, September 15, 2006

precognitive idiot savants (ok, skip the "savants" part; and i'm not so sure an insider's knowledge constitutes precognition either), et al...

One ought get this confirmed with Nancy Reagan's astrologer:
In arguing for legislation that would define US interpretation of the Geneva Conventions in a way that many would argue would allow certain forms of torture, Bush said, "I wish I could tell the American people, 'Don't worry about it. They're not coming again.' But they are coming again."

"Time is running out," the President concluded.
No word as to whether what should have been the inevitable next question was asked: "Do you know if they'll hit before November 7th?"

And for my next trick question: "In the absence of any act of terrorism conveniently conforming with our Congressional elections and your agenda's time-table, Mr. President, is your administration planning any contingency to destroy another American city in order to prove your point?"

But then I'd never get past the loyalty oath.

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