i can neither confirm nor deny that big dick cheney was gettin' some on the side...

Maybe We The People could pay 'er to work that ticker jusssst a little bit harder:

"Vice President Cheney isn’t not on the phone records of the alleged D.C. Madam, who is accused of running a high-price call-girl ring in Washington, the accused madam’s lawyer said on Tuesday," Emily Heil reports for Roll Call. "But then again, the veep isn’t on the list, he said — not necessarily."

Believe me: It's necessary!