Monday, January 01, 2007

oh good christ... !!

Headline on Editor & Publisher:
AP Poll Finds Worries About 2007, 1 in 4 Expect Second Coming of Jesus
... which explains all but the last 5% of Dubya's approval ratings.

7 comments:

Naahm Deplume said...

After all, Marx called religion an opiate of the masses.

Naahm Deplume said...

. . . and I don't mean Groucho!

Barking Up Trees said...

or as dick cheney was overheard saying: "this morning i shot an elephant in my pajamas... "

Spared said...

“God has no religion” --- M. Ghandi

Barking Up Trees said...

god is dyslexic, as in: "there is no dog"...

or are u saying god is a godless commie... ?

Barking Up Trees said...

and the 2nd half of that dick cheney joke goes like this: "and before he could follow it up w/'how he got in my pajamas,' etc., dubya, from the other room and whilst in a drunken stupor bellowed: "Was it in the face?!"

Naahm Deplume said...

that explains the stupor