joe the bummer becomes war correspondent...

Why won't he die?

Oh wait! He's going to the middle east.

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Update: You can tell my Mom's getting a little crispy when she refers to Joe the Plumber as "Tony the Pilot."

Hand over the spliff, Ma!

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Update II: Looks like the Bummer's already thought about the venue:

Being a Christian I'm pretty well protected by God I believe.

Has he left yet?