tim kaine: vp finalist for obama... ?

I'll buy this. It would significantly increase the chances of turning Virginia blue. And if he can't have Mark Warner (whom I'd like better in the Senate anyway) Kaine's only draw-back I can see at the moment is an endorsement by the greasy Terry McAuliffe, which brings me full circle to the fact the old girl & I were getting a little bit nervous by all this "taking a second look at Hillary" talk.

Like, brr, Dude!

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Update: On second thought, I take it back. Kaine's just another DINO apparently.

Wes Clark! Where you at!?

whither "zoomass"... ?

Princeton via HuffPo has the Top-20 Party School List.  Toto, I don't think this is the 70s & 80s anymore.

1. University of Florida, Gainesville, Fla.
2. University of Mississippi, University, Miss.
3. Penn State University, University Park, Pa.
4. West Virginia University, Morgantown, W.Va.
5. Ohio University, Athens, Ohio.
6. Randolph-Macon College, Ashland, Va.
7. University of Georgia, Athens, Ga.
8. University of Texas, Austin, Texas.
9. University of California-Santa Barbara, Santa Barbara, Calif.
10. Florida State University, Tallahassee, Fla.
11. University of New Hampshire, Durham, N.H.
12. University of Iowa, Iowa City, Iowa.
13. University of Colorado, Boulder, Co.
14. Indiana University, Bloomington, Ind.
15. Tulane University, New Orleans, La.
16. University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, Urbana, Ill.
17. Arizona State University, Tempe, Ariz.
18. University of Tennessee, Knoxville, Tenn.
19. University of Alabama, Tuscaloosa, Ala.
20. Loyola University-New Orleans, New Orleans, La.

yah, like they would know...

Now herrrre's a revelation:

Obama Would Drag US Into Depression: McCain Camp

Like, these are the same malignant yabbos who gave us the Bush recession, right? The same cynical bastards who now say McCain the candidate doesn't necessarily represent the McCain For President campaign on economic issues? More tax cuts for the obscenely rich? No trickle-down? Jobs outsourced overseas? Gas over $4-a-gallon? Food prices sky-rocketing? Mad cow imported? Canadian pharmaceuticals kept out?

Man! I'm already depressed. And the McSames are on say anything mode.

wrong in sooo many ways...

I may give up watching baseball altogether.

Not so much a h/t to those Deadspin bastards.

shove yer flag lapel pin already... !

I met Charles Krauthammer over a chess table about 10-12 years ago. He's as dreary in person as he projects on TV; but he's not incapable of projecting wry:

Obama will probably win. That snake in the grass Maliki just threw the election Obama's way. And he doesn't even wear an American flag lapel pin.

So le'me put to rest this bit of bovine excretia for you losers who actually believe wearing star-spangled bling is a testimony to your *cough* patriotism. I'm assuming most of you won't vote for Obama anyway and use the fact he was resistant to being bullied into adorning his finely tailored wear with cheap costume jewelry for even cheaper reasons as proof of his squishiness toward some kind of Old Glory nationalism. Your belief system is wholly similar to that of fundamentalist Christianists. That being the case, I refer you to the book of Matthew:

6:5 And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
6:6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

The principle's the same: A man foisting his piety/patriotism on others, and expects others to respond in kind, merely displays a false pride. If you're keeping it real, others don't have to see you doing it. And I realize that's an over-simplification, particularly as it pertains to trolling for "low-information" voters in a presidential campaign.

One might note Obama wore his flag lapel pin during the Berlin speech, and probably now has to sleep with the thing. What's next then, a matching decoder ring?

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By the by, Matthew's admonition applies particularly well to the school-prayer debate.

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Update: Oh darn! That wasn't Krauthammer's quote after all, just a Kos writer's summary. Oh well! Guess Krauthammer isn't even wry.

except batman doesn't beat up or beat down the innocent...

Kos writer excerpts this piece from the WSJ:

There seems to me no question that the Batman film "The Dark Knight," currently breaking every box office record in history, is at some level a paean of praise to the fortitude and moral courage that has been shown by George W. Bush in this time of terror and war. Like W, Batman is vilified and despised for confronting terrorists in the only terms they understand. Like W, Batman sometimes has to push the boundaries of civil rights to deal with an emergency, certain that he will re-establish those boundaries when the emergency is past.

I've read my share of Batman comics dating back to the 60s. Batman goes after bad guys, not sorry bastards caught in the middle. And if we could merge the reality-based and faith-based for a nano-second, Batman would go after Bush with prejudice.

End of story.

just before 9/11...

What's that lyric from Sgt. Pepper's... ? Oh yeah: "It was 7 years ago today... !!" Okay, not 7, but 20 years, and not today; a week or so, here or there -- big deal!

But I seem to recall '01 as a fun summer!

berlin cops estimate obama's crowd at 200 thousand...

John McCain says he'll wait until he's president to speechify in Berlin, which, if we're lucky, means he won't be giving speeches in Berlin; or he's just afraid he'd cause a stampede if he let off with one of those ghoulish smiles of his -- either that or he wouldn't draw a coupla hundred, let alone a coupla hundred thousand.

All of which leaves me with the certitude that after 8 years of inflicting the likes of Dubya on the world, We The People of the United States owe it a whole lot better than John McCain.

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Update: Hmm, not alone in my thinking here:

"I'm not an American ... It's your election first," Solvit says. "But I am a world citizen, and what you do will affect us ... If we see that the U.S. is changing, it's good for all of us." Solvit also believes it's a Republican thing to say that foreign support is bad. "Everything is moving. He [Obama] is a symbol of this new evolution."

could it be americans are simply incapable of doing the right thing... ?

Polls: McCain Coming On Strong In Battleground State

Choose your cliche: Snatching defeat out of the jaws of victory; Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people; Americans are fat & stupid! They all apply, and never more so should McCain, the blithering buffoon (or did you sleep this week?), prevail this November.

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Update: Er, no. Looks like it's just the pale faces (with *sigh* pale personalities) who're fat & stupid. Quelle surprise!

mad men...

The old girl & I did up the marathon of Mad Men on AMC the other day. Upshot: We're both champing at the bit for season 2 coming Sunday night at 10. Season 1 out on DVD if yer curious.

oh, kiiiiiids... !

Was just washing dishes in the kitchen when I overheard a commercial, referencing a "back-to-school" sale, on the tube. It's still July, isn't it?

Consumer hell, that is America. Used to be when Christmas commercials weren't inflicted on us until the day after Thanksgiving; now we get 'em 'round Halloween.

Boo!

while dubya was reading "the pet goat" (while) upside down...

Cheney (Dick!) ordered the hit:

United Airlines Flight 93 crashed in a field in rural Pennsylvania. U.S. officials have never stated it was shot down although rumors saying that abound to this day.

And here's a lot more they haven't been telling you.

and the dogs said, "whaddya mean we gotta stop!?"...

Their names are "Lucky" and "Buddy" (no lie!)...

The nation's largest animal sanctuary has agreed to accept two dogs that authorities say were trained to have sex with women.

A coupla thoughts here:

1) They're dogs, and one can only imagine dogs as not minding this bit of business, like, at all;

but 2) Society frowns, and therefore the dogs must now frown.

Frown now, brown dogs!

sauce for the goose...

Fair's fair (or is it Vanity Fair's fair?), except the constitution burning in the McCain fireplace and the Bush portrait on his wall, rather than the flag & bin Laden's respectively, vis a vis Obama, hits a whole lot closer to the reality-based universe.

h/t to therawstory...

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Update: Wow! Looks like I'm ahead of the curve once again:

If Vanity Fair's cartoonist wanted to flip the New Yorker cover on the GOP, they'd have to portray the media's lies about the candidate. Not the true stuff.

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Update 2: And it only now occurs: With the comic McCain employing a walker, the artist might have rendered him in a hospital gown, his wrinkled tookas peaking out the back door. Now that would've sold the concept (and upset my appetite greatly)!

mccain's people: "we're f*cked!"

in today's news:

"Overall, however, Obama cleared a crucial bar in today's press conference. He looked and sounded presidential at a moment when the eyes of the world were on him.

"Will it dramatically affect the race at home when Obama returns? It's hard to tell. But, rest assured that if Obama today had come across as flip or not sufficiently versed on the issues in Iraq and the Middle East, it would have been a major problem for his candidacy. Obama cleared that hurdle with ease."

triangulate *this*, bill... !

Obama: I'll End Don't-Ask, Don't-Tell

One gets the sense that when Bill Clinton acquiesced to this abomination as an homage to equal justice under law (not), in keeping with his too-comfortable approach of caving to the Newties in Congress on so many other issues, i.e., as his default position, and calling it "triangulating," his had t'be the mindset of one prepared to quite literally split the baby down the middle had it been made necessary.

Another reason to believe the running theory of Clinton's basic problem with Obama as being a fundamental envy of a better man.

h/t to TPM...

down goes frazier... !!

Lovely haymaker, this:

The clear endorsement of Senator Barack Obama by Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki Saturday morning came as a strong blow to the McCain campaign.

McCain has claimed a superiority to Obama in matters of foreign policy as a major selling point to his candidacy for president, but that position is more difficult in the wake of al-Maliki's statement.

After hearing of the announcement, a sometime adviser to the McCain campaign said in an email, "We're f**ked," according to Mark Ambinder of The Atlantic.

while watching "mad men" on a sunday afternoon...

This exchange between Lieberlips and fellow neocon Evan Bayh got me thinking about the Pentagon's long-held certitude about being able to maintain a "two-front" war. The U.S. did it during WWII of course, and they -- we -- thought we could do it now in Afghanistan and Iraq. The difference, however, was Roosevelt wasn't a truculent little bastard without an ounce of humility, and thus had the entire nation backing his play.

Meanwhile the current resident of the oval office and his wannabe heir apparent John McCain insist we're winning in Iraq. But note how they're not so hubristic about our chances in Afghanistan, which ought to give you every indication as to how dire the situation must be there. And since there's no draft, the chances of even holding serve diminishes by the day. The Afghanis and Iraqis have nothing but time and we're growing broke and perhaps broken.

You may now do the math.

don't let manny be manny anymore...

Tea leaves say he could be out the door?

desecration of the flag...

... is when a Republican wraps himself in it:

At one point, Ashcroft said he was so moved by the give-and-take with Bush administration colleagues he was near "standing up and singing the national anthem."

Illustrating the distinction between patriotism and nationalism as well...

netroots nation '08...

I imagine that, at some point, I'll be attending one of these things. They're lookin' t'be a hoot:

The convention’s biggest political get this year is House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who will participate in a question-and-answer session. The convention will also hear from some of those whom the netroots have propelled into office, including Representative Donna Edwards, Democrat of Maryland, who beat a 15-year incumbent in a primary earlier this year and then won a special election to fill the remainder of his term after he resigned.

If sparks fly, many expect them at a debate between Markos Moulitsas, the founder of the DailyKos and inspiration for the conventions, and former Representative Harold Ford Jr., the chairman of the Democratic Leadership Council, on how to bring about change in Washington.

I mean, le'me at 'er, the simpering footstool! True or False, Madame Speaker: You got your job provided you took Impeachment off the table; or was there any other justifiable reason, other than CYA, yours and your colleagues', for not only not taking down a war criminal at first opportunity, but capitulating at every turn as it pertained to the occupation of Iraq?

Meanwhile, note Obama's convenient, reasonable excuse to avoid those whom he's, yes, betrayed, i.e., supporting Dodd's FISA filibuster back during the primaries (when Edwards was still in the race) only to switch and vote for the damnable thing when the only option for us then would be to jump to -- >gak!< -- ol' Mr. 894 out of 899.

Mr. Obama must prep for his big trip overseas! -- True enough, but it strikes me to have been a far better bet had he gone during the Republican Convention. Talk about sucking all the oxygen outta that room.

"Ideological purity," bourgeois NYT writer? Not so much. Feeling used from the slick maneuverings of an evidently greasier-than-was-believed politician? Yeah, that pisses me off. Somebody oughta tell Slick that it wasn't being called a liberal that killed Dukakis, Gore, or Kerry; it was the running toward the mushy middle in response.

My kingdom for some imagination.

thoughts while picking my nose...

If John McCain has such difficulty working the internet, how the hell did he ever be allowed to climb into the cockpit of a fighter jet? -- Yes, yes, I know, Daddy had pull.

I've said it here before, and I suspect it'll bear repeating from time to time along the campaign trail: The surprise isn't that he was shot down; the shocker would've been had he not.

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Update: OK, we're apparently talking about one seriously dumb fuck!

McCain: My GPA earned me fifth from the bottom of my class at the Naval Academy status. So, the GPA was based –since that was in the Coolidge administration it was a different measurement, but I can assure you in today’s standards it would be barely passing.

john mccain at his job interview...

So why do you want to be President, Mr. McCain?

"I know how to win wars. And if I'm elected President, I will turn around the war in Afghanistan, just as we have turned around the war in Iraq, with a comprehensive strategy for victory."

Well, before I employ you, Mr. McCain, can you give me an example where you've actually won a war before? Let's see here...

- Ah! Shot down and held prisoner for a number of years, mm hmm. A war we lost, I note.

- Voted aye on the invasion and occupation of a neutral country, yeahhh! Uh huh... And how's that going these days?  Hmm? Oh yes, your assurances are, uhm, reassuring, but you don't mind if I get that independently corroborated, do you?

- Well you certainly know how to wage war, Mr. McCain, that much is clear. But what makes you think you know how to win one?

Uhh, Mr. McCain?

[crickets chirping]...

Well, we'll keep your padded resume on file and get back to you.

NEXT!

file this one under "aww darn!"...

Cheney Thought He Had Lethal Anthrax Dose

The betting here is it's a load of crap, a hook upon which Cheney could hang his ugly hat.

olberman & moyers alone cannot a "liberal media" make..

Moyers: Corporate media colludes with democracy's demise.

Now the dominant media is saying, "Well, we did ask. We did do our job by asking tough questions during the run-up to the war."

But I've been through the transcripts. And I'll tell you, you will find very few tough questions. And if you come across them, you will discover that they were asked of the wrong people. . .

Sadly, in many respects, the Fourth Estate has become the fifth column of democracy, colluding with the powers that be in a culture of deception that subverts the thing most necessary to freedom, and that is the truth.

The plus side to excising the nightly news and orbiting news programming from one's viewing agenda is one watches less T.V. overall.

... except that it was the programming I used to enjoy watching.

sanity in our federal courts... ?

Meanwhile, the bet here has the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse literally itching for a piece of this 13 year-old.

weird goddamn dreams lately...

Actually, it's Bob Cesca's Goddamn Awesome Blog! Go!

goodbye from the world's biggest penile implant...

Oh! He said "polluter"?

Did the Euros bother to make a distinction?

pelosi drops a shoe...

One imagines this Speaker as having a lot of shoes, but none can be as big as this:

"This is a Judiciary Committee matter, and I believe we will see some attention being paid to it by the Judiciary Committee," Pelosi told reporters. "Not necessarily taking up the articles of impeachment because that would have to be approved on the floor, but to have some hearings on the subject."

Pelosi added: "My expectation is that there will be some review of that in the committee."

The guess here is Conyers whispered in her ear, telling her he'd move with or without her consent, i.e., if she didn't get on the stick even as another contempt citation against Karl Rove just wouldn't cut it. Wondering also if this isn't a preemptory move in anticipation of wholesale pardons from the War Criminal in Chief.

webb out as vp...

Bummer!

who demolished WTC 7... ?

Put it this way: It wasn't flight 11 or 175 (which, contrary to popular lore, had nothing to do with the collapse of WTC 1 & 2 either).

And just how did the BBC know WTC 7 was going down 26 minutes before it did? These and other unanswered questions the 9-11 Commission glossed over and/or ignored completely...

a day late but not a dollar short...

mmm... tastes like chicken...

Bush Administration Allowing Chopped Body Parts

In a 6-part news series called, "The Cruelest Cut," reporters exposed how House of Raeford Farms had failed to keep records of worker injuries to avoid OSHA inspections and fines. Injuries such as loss of fingers, hands, arms, other serious injuries workers suffered, even deaths.

The assumption here is this is not an isolated incident.

like the sign says: "hate is not a family value"...

Journalism and right-wing christianism clearly don't mix:

"Tyson Homosexual easily won his semifinal for the 100 meters at the U.S. Olympic track and field trials," the article read, "and seemed to save something for the final later Sunday." The headline read "Homosexual eases into 100 final at Olympic events."

Global word-change run amuck at the American Family Association is the bet here. Consider the attitude, and not just from these sanctimonious yabbos, of insisting on calling a group or individual other than what they wish to be called and with a default pejorative. Why, it fondly harkens Muhammad Ali and his fight with Ernie Terrell, who insisted on calling Ali "Cassius Clay," his birth name, after Ali instructed the media and the world his name was legally changed to Ali.

*Whap!* "WHAT'S MY NAME!!?" *Pow!*

DINOs worse than republicans...

Hard to say whether Senate & House DINOs are reptiles dressed as mammals, or are just plain poultry excretia (okay, chickenshit). Probably a lot of both. Either way they need to be fragged, tagged, and bagged... uhm -- *ahem* -- politically speaking, of course!

well, he's qualified...

Jerry Seinfeld pens a thoughtful eulogy in the Times for Carlin:

I know George didn’t believe in heaven or hell. Like death, they were just more comedy premises. And it just makes me even sadder to think that when I reach my own end, whatever tumbling cataclysmic vortex of existence I’m spinning through, in that moment I will still have to think, “Carlin already did it.”

advice from the kos...

Loathe as I am to admit it, I'm envious of Marcos Moulitsas, a.k.a., Kos, he of The Daily Kos. This 30-something little man, born in El Salvador, was in the U.S. Army, is a lawyer, and employs a small rotating army of journo-opinionists who write for a website that generates more readers daily than does the New York Times. Simply if there's such a thing as a blogging empire, his is it. Meanwhile, I think I generate 16-20 peeps in hereabouts per day, but what the hey, I do it for fun anyhow.

Today, I was intrigued by this post, particularly as I've grown so bloodily annoyed with the Democratic leadership in Congress. A sample:

You want to do something? If your local congresscritter is one of the bad apples, start organizing locally. Plug into existing networks or start your own. Begin looking for primary challengers. Do the groundwork. Don't expect help from the local party establishment, they'll close ranks. So tap into alternate infrastructures. Find allies in the progressive movement. If your local shitty Democrat is anti-union, approach the unions. They'd love to send this kind of message. If the Democrat is anti-choice, work with the women's groups. If the Democrat is anti-environment ... you get the idea.

It occurred also I'm due for a hoot-&-a-holler from Naahm de Plume, a.k.a., Commander Ghee, my favorite Republican corporate lawyer-bot, who likes to, well, hoot & holler at my postings (and boy would I feel lonely without him, Madame Spared, or Chaatoes to bust my balls on a semi-regular basis).

But if you think about it -- Repo people, you too -- it is by definition that those of our elected representatives who are more interested in representing business interests are in it for the money; otherwise they'd vote New Deal and not Dirty Deal. And if they're so vested for big business today, they are ipso facto Corrupt! That goes especially for the Democratic leadership in Congress. They, too, are corrupt. (It says so right here!)

Which leaves, say, progressives and christianists, I'm reckoning. Of course, both see the other as whack-jobs, but, Oh Well!

Like, so be it then. Let's rid ourselves of the corrupt "centrists" on both sides and see where the chips fall. I'd bet there are more of us than them. Either way, big business must be reregulated. Let the Canadians send us their low-cost pharmaceuticals and keep the mad cows (and, yes, the reverse is true today); reestablish market-capitalism and destroy crony-capitalism; and bust out the guillotine for the Halliburton board of bastards! Just for laughs.

Yeaaaaah! That's it!

Let America be America again!

george carlin at his best...

This is from his '99 HBO performance You Are All Diseased, referenced in the previous post.  The bit was not carried over to his Warner Theater appearance in January '01 as was half of the material from that show.  Instead, he presented some newer material.  

Curiously, he alluded he took a lot of shit for the bit.  Give it a listen and you'll imagine why! I'd always hoped, some way, somehow, I'd get a chance to ask him about it.  No chance of that now, I reckon.

another one bites the dust...

George Carlin: 1937-2008

In a day when telling the truth is a revolutionary act, one less subversive and most incisive voice is a great loss.

Saw him at the Warner Theater in D.C. back in '01. Half of his material was previously offered on his HBO special "You Are All Diseased" back in '99. It still made me laugh.

He will be missed.

study hall for the non-matriculated...

It was apprently during the first inning in Boston, the interrupted line-score online saying so, when it occurred to me the weather was taking a turn: Delay at Fenway, the sky growing darker outside (and, here, some 140 miles north), and an "Emergency Storm Warning" news-graphic, complete with irritating alert buzzer, crawling across the television screen.

I added two and two and came up with 22. Still, I had to get out of the house. The plan was to deal with email and browse the Sunday papers with coffee at the L'il Dog, then go hit another large bucket of golf balls, the 4th time this week. At ten bucks-a-pop, even I can see this is slowly bleeding my checking account. But it's starting to rain out there now, enough where all I can think to do is roll up my passenger window, skip back inside, and pretend I'm working when I'm otherwise fixating on the sexy Polynesian-brown feet of the bespectacled Bowdoin student fussing for a comfortable reading position across the lounge chair over yonder.

Meanwhile, the pool in Freeport closes in an hour, insufficient time for me to drive the 10-12 miles, get changed into my trunks and dive in before being told to get out, shower and go home. Ergo...

Goddamn! It's comin' down pretty good now!

Wonder what the Sox score is.

john mcccain is an angry black woman...

You think I'm kidding?

Reassuring it is then the usual crap the Reptilians excrete isn't being eaten with a spoon.

celtics' historic destruction of those lakers...

Bob Ryan tells it like it is (click the vid).

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Update: Duckboat City!

targetting steny hoyer...

Steny Hoyer's doing his damnedest to snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory, which is what happens when you dress up a Republican as a Democrat.

As a result, there is a major new campaign beginning today aimed at Hoyer and a handful of other key members of Congress who enable telecom immunity and warrantless eavesdropping.

Ready. Set. Go get 'em!

black people now dig the celtics...

Who knew?

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Update: Hard to say if Jemele Hill, for example, wasn't holding a grudge from the 80s.

kbr blackmails the pentagon...

War-profiteers and their protection rackets:

In short, KBR can charge the U.S. government anything it wants under the implicit threat that the firm will halt logistical services to troops in Iraq. If the military doesn't pay up in full, KBR has warned, "it would reduce payments to subcontractors, which in turn would cut back on services."

I say draft the board of directors at Halliburton -- extraordinarly render 'em, whatever -- put 'em in BDUs not as officers, stick 'em in the sandbox outside the Green Zone, and say to them, "I'm sorry! What?"

gives a whole different meaning to the word "vet"...

Is McCain hiding anything in his military record?

The Navy may claim that it already released McCain's record to the Associated Press on May 7, 2008 in response to the AP's Freedom of Information Act request. But the McCain file the Navy released contained 19 pages -- a two-page overview and 17 pages detailing Awards and Decorations. Each of these 17 pages is stamped with a number. These numbers range from 0069 to 0636. When arranged in ascending order, they precisely track the chronology of McCain's career. It seems reasonable to ask the Navy whether there are at least 636 pages in McCain's file, of which 617 weren't released to the Associated Press.

Some of the unreleased pages in McCain's Navy file may not reflect well upon his qualifications for the presidency. From day one in the Navy, McCain screwed-up again and again, only to be forgiven because his father and grandfather were four-star admirals. McCain's sense of entitlement to privileged treatment bears an eerie resemblance to George W. Bush's.

Despite graduating in the bottom 1 percent of his Annapolis class, McCain was offered the most sought-after Navy assignment -- to become an aircraft carrier pilot. According to military historian John Karaagac, "'the Airdales,' the air wing of the Navy, acted and still do, as if unrivaled atop the naval pyramid. They acted as if they owned, not only the Navy, but the entire swath of blue water on the earth's surface." The most accomplished midshipmen compete furiously for the few carrier pilot openings. After four abysmal academic years at Annapolis distinguished only by his misdeeds and malfeasance, no one with a record resembling McCain's would have been offered such a prized career path. The justification for this and subsequent plum assignments should be documented in McCain's naval file.

Interesting read, illustrating a Navy pilot whose abilities and temperament can fairly be described as half-assed and was throughout his Naval career. All of which begs the question as to not how he got shot down over Vietnam but how could he not.

Anybody other'n an admiral's son would've been scrubbing decks long before then.

obama to visit iraq, afghanistan before election...

Well, if the Neocons ever wanted to take him out -- what's a little lapse in security?

sensing a disturbance in the force...

Help me, Obe Wan!

another one bites the dust...

Tim Russert: 1950-2008

I see NBC is going wall2wall with Russert's passing, he who was, apparently, the Pope; and this, a further illustration of what an inbred industry corporate news television really is.

Yeah, yeah! Russert appealled to middle America, suffering the Buffalo Bills as their highest profile fan. Hell! My mother loved him, the poor dear. He was a giant within and to his cabal of 24-hour news-jabberers -- got all that!

But, please, let us also not forget his complicity in the Bush Wars propaganda; Valerie Plame, etc., or, more simply, his forever giving aid & comfort to vice president Joseph Stal... er, Dick Cheney.

sweet sweet win for the celtics... !

The Green win 97-91 after being down 24!

Boston leads Los Angeles 3 games to 1 in The Finals 2008.

It says here Paul Pierce is the presumptive MVP.

Say g'nite, Koby!

coulter bitch-slaps mccain right proper...

With friends like this:

Rather than defending Sen. McCain in the face of Democratic Party criticism, however, Coulter praises Bush as "a great President," then lashes out at both liberals and Sen. McCain as "lickspittles" not "worthy of kissing Bush's behind."

Wow! Pickin' on us poor libs again t'boot...

four horsemen in dissent again today...

It's one small loss for a Dubya, one giant leap for mankind...

In its third rebuke of the Bush administration's treatment of prisoners, the court ruled 5-4 that the government is violating the constitutional rights of prisoners being held indefinitely and without charges at the U.S. naval base in Cuba. The court's liberal justices were in the majority.

Meanwhile, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (Pestilence, War, Famine & Death, a.k.a., Alito, Roberts, Thomas & Scalia respectively) have repaired to their lairs and will later issue a joint statement regarding their oath to uphold the Constitution, and for what purpose it does not serve.

byrne taken out...

Leslie Byrne used to appear on my TV show back in the 90s. Like, oh well:

VA-11: Meanwhile, Blue Majority candidate Leslie Byrne lost her bid to recapture the seat she once held in her own primary last night. The nominee will be moderate Democrat Gerry Connolly, who heads into a general election against Republican Keith Fimian, a newcomer to politics but a fairly good fundraiser.

This race should be considered a tossup right now, but I like Connolly's chances quite well, particularly given the relative ease with which he dispatched Byrne in the primary.

all i asked for was the time...

Owen Cargol, a man who fancies himself "a rub-your-belly, grab-your-balls, give-you-a-hug, slap-your-back, pull-your-dick, squeeze-your-hand, cheek-your-face, and pat-your-thigh kind of guy."

well, they're not with us -- they must be agin' us...

Bush Bombs Ally

Obama said he'd do this during primary debates, and took guff from She Who Had To Be Stopped. It's just that Dubya hasn't a lick o'sense that God gave a sack of hair, and whether this is justifiable or not is unknowable and will be for the rest of his unnatural life.

snapshot...

So much for Michigan holding a grudge against Obama!

another one bites the dust... alledgedly...

Hedge-fund fucker, facing a deuce, fakes suicide. Or not...

The bodies of almost all jumpers are found quickly, Mr. Cuccia said. "I will be satisfied in a few days that if the body doesn't come up, he didn't jump," he said.

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Update (6/16): Feds now say he didn't jump.

if the repos help the dems be more ethical, that's good, right... ?

Disagreeing with Sargent's assertion this makes "Obama's attacks on McCain over the subprime mortgage crisis tougher to sustain" because when Obama's people get busted for an ethical lapse, they step down almost immediately. Meanwhile, McCain still wants to make Phil Gramm his Treasury secretary.

repossessing republicans reptilian...

The crocodiles shed tears...

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Update: Adam Cote, the DINO not on the Flintstones, can go back to being a Republican now. Maine Dems nominate Chellie Pingree, a pro-Impeachment candidate.

for want of brevity...

I have little to say about a lot of things, but sometimes ya' gotta stretch the ol' tuning fork, y'know? And as ye sound out the consonants of her bosom and travel spiralling out of control, you bite the hand that would otherwise tickle yer bum.

Forecast says Sun & Rain, and thank you for watching, spend it in one place, see if i care... And where do you value the thrill on an intemperate level of discourse, my good fellow's travelling companion? Apparent to a naked eye and, merrily, her toe, the mirth of fixations camouflage the irredescent hypottimi to a libidinal degree of the 8 gone sideways.

because somebody's gotta do it...

Kucinich Presents Bush Impeachment Articles

What I don't get is the Dem leadership not pursuing this all the way to election day, and beyond for that matter. The American people would not look upon this as they did the Republicans impeaching Clinton, which is apparently how these inside-the-beltway dimwits see it -- fearfully.

Ach! My kingdom for a spine.

a pierced knee stoppeths not a championship maketh...

... or something.

Dunno if Paul Pierce was grandstanding his knee boo-boo or not, but that was entertainment!

another one bites the dust...

Jim McKay: 1921 - 2008

"The Thrill of Victory and the Agony of Defeat!"

because it's there...

h/t to C&L...

and i thought *i* was self-absorbed...

Oh, please! Let us do salvage her ego!

no, hillary -- NO!

All that quaint chatter about keeping your friends close and your enemies closer, which is, after all, a whimsical notion Mario Puzo put in the mouth of Vito Corleoni -- you cannot run for president if you're constantly having to watch your back.

Let's be clear: the Clintons are vipers and cannot be effectively controlled by hanybody, even by a man who has just been given the reigns of the party. Democrats will come around, see John McCain for what he is -- anathema to everything they hold dear. Meanwhile Independants and DINOs will only respect a man who has the fortitude to give her a stiff-arm, if ever so politely.

I used to like the Clintons but I simply cannot stomach this cult of personality they've constructed for themselves. They are now yesterday's news, and Obama, I trust, sees that.

America is a better place without the Clintons.

proud to be an american...

the god who wasn't there...

No clue as to whether this movie is good, but I like a good buzz.

quote of the century...

Bush on invading Iraq:

"I don't care if it created more enemies."

My God! I've been trying to curb the language here of late while maintaining my penchant for glib repartee, but this guy is purely and simply the foulest asshole in American history.

dueling speeches (cue the theme from *deliverance*)...

Even the Dem's #2 (*cough* Hillary) speech was better than was John McCain's.

Gotta love that Botox smile, my friennnds!

obama's the man... !

Restoring genuine pride in America once again...

jiminy christmas... !

The Blackwater mercs now own a fighter jet. Meanwhile, this privatized GOP army is suing San Diego to be allowed to conduct military exercises inside the U.S.

What the hell -- the Navy can move someplace else, eh?

what happens in vegas...

(Editor's note re: header: C'monnn! You didn't think it really stayed in Vegas, did you?)

It's the little things, but Nevada was already hewwing a bit blue -- BWAHAHAHAHA!!

"This absolutely could depress Republicans who are already depressed," said Chuck Muth, a Republican political consultant and blogger. "This could hurt McCain's ability to hold on to Nevada. It could also affect the chances of (Rep.) Jon Porter (R-Nev.) to get re-elected."

Ayep! Every little bit helps.

why do you think they call him dick... ?

Give or take an indefinite article...

Anyhow, Cheney apologizes to West Virginia... for being Dick Cheney.

No word yet on whether he's apologized to our troops in Iraq... or to the Iraqis themselves.

kettle to pot: yerrrrr black... !!

Bill Clinton: Purdum a "Sleazy" "Slimy" "Scumbag"

Uh, sorry! But when I see a hanging curveball -- in this case Bill Clinton calling anybody sleazy, slimy, or a scumbag -- well Hell! I just gotta swing for the fences.