Tuesday, May 27, 2008

another one bites the sand...

Geremi Gonzalez: 1974 - 2008

Posted here not so much for who he was but how he died:
Former major league pitcher Geremi Gonzalez, who pitched for the Boston Red Sox in 2005, was killed yesterday by a lightning strike at a beach in his native Venezuela. He was 33.
Considering the omniscient they who say don't hide under a tree during an electrical storm, this is pretty, uhm, striking.

the shoe doth fit...

Ooo! The White House is all hot & bothered:
Having saddled the military with a botched, unwinnable war, having squandered soldiers’ lives and failed them in so many ways, the commander in chief now resists giving the troops a chance at better futures out of uniform.
That they're reacting like this to the New York Times is delightful. And how 'bout the Times stepping away from their years-old sycophancy with regard to the Iraq occupation, eh?

Monday, May 26, 2008

another one bites the dust...

Sydney Pollack: 1934 - 2008

Movie producer, director and actor; my favorite of his being the greatest CIA movie of all time: Three Days of the Condor, a movie never more relevant than it is today.

Also, Tootsie.

handwriting on the wall...

The JCS Chairman is afraid the Republicans are losing the troops:
“The U.S. military must remain apolitical at all times and in all ways,” wrote the chairman, Adm. Mike Mullen, the nation’s highest-ranking officer. “It is and must always be a neutral instrument of the state, no matter which party holds sway.”
Wise words, of course, but after decades of a rightist sway -- e.g., the evangelizing of Gen. William Boykin, General David Petraeus' shilling more war for the Bushies, or the Air Force Academy's right-wing push for Jesus, etc. -- one cannot help but think Mullen's motive is less of doing the right thing, vis a vis the best interests of the troops, so much as his realizing the evident groundswell rising up from the enlisted ranks, and even the officer corp., to boot the GOP to the curb and with prejudice.

Friday, May 23, 2008

rectitude as p.r...

Conason fleshes out a little background on the walking fraudulence that is Joe Lieberlips.

judging a book by its cover...

The Prosecution of George W. Bush for Murder

I really gotta read more.

yah! what he said... !

Even John McCain agrees he's too old to be president.

rest (un)easy, america... !

This means I can sleep tonight:
The Field can now confirm, based on multiple sources, something that both campaigns publicly deny: that Senator Clinton has directly told Senator Obama that she wants to be his vice presidential nominee, and that Senator Obama politely but straightforwardly and irrevocably said “no.” Obama is going to pick his own running mate based on his own criteria and vetting process.
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Update: Of course, resorting to blackmail is something even Hillary *cough* wouldn't consider:
"[T]here's a risk that if she isn't invited on the ticket, Hillary's political and financial supporters may not feel compelled to be as integrated and involved in the Obama campaign in order to provide the maximum support that he'll need to prevail in November."

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

substitute teaching in the 21st century...

So I'm in with the middle school kids one day -- 6th, 7th, 8th graders, I forget which at the moment.

"Who's the smartest kid in class?" I ask out loud.

Naturally 4 or 5 raise their hands. I look at the quickest, a small boy with a confident air.

"You! You're the smartest kid in this class?"

"Thaaat's right!"

"Good," I say smiling, and I foist syllabus materials at him. "Make sure everybody gets one of these!"

The entire class roars.

I'm like a god for the next 45 minutes.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

oh, tsk... !

Hillary's never more popular with her symps than when she plays the victim.

begging the question...

If it appears on The View, does the M$M pick it up?
"One more point," continued Behar, pulling out a prepared statement. "It's very interesting and ironic that George Bush, Senior's -- er, George Bush, this one -- his grandfather -- this one -- the late -- I don't like to speak ill of the dead, but in this case it's fun -- he was a United States senator, Prescott Bush. Okay -- he was a director and shareholder of companies that profited from their involvement with the financial backers of Nazi Germany."
You go, grrl!

Monday, May 19, 2008

al gore for vp...

Lebron wishes he could slam dunk like this.

It makes sense. Hillary is out of the question. Obama would have to be insane to put two megalomaniacs on the ticket; self-absorbed sociopaths who would eclipse his candidacy. No, somebody with military/foreign policy experience is needed, leading me to think Wesley Clark or, were I to bite the bullet, Joe Biden. But now, gotta think Al Gore would be a major coup and make Obama unstoppable.

Meanwhile, can John McSame actually pick somebody the Christianists won't accept; a Mormon, say? Or will he have to bring aboard the Jesus-loves-squirrel-on-popcorn-popper gourmet Huckleberry Huckabee?

If I didn't know a whole lotta precincts were already fixed, I'd say '08 promises to be a laugh-riot.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

put this in yer pipe and smoke it, john mccain... !!

Obama Draws Record Crowd Of 75,000 in Portland

At one point, someone in the crowd shouted an expression of love at Obama. He broke his speech for a moment: "I love you too," he said.

"If you vote for me on Tuesday," he said, "We won't just win Oregon. We'll win this nomination, we'll win this general election. And you and I together, we'll change this country, we'll change the world."

Seventy-five thousand people seemed to like the sound of that.

"My friends, we are sooo screwed!"

as ye sow...

This left me shaking my head:

Hillary Turns Fire On Media

Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign is increasingly aiming its punches not at her front-running opponent Barack Obama, but at the media.
Wait! This is this the same Hillary who cozies up to the likes of Rupert Murdoch and Richard Mellon Scaife, right?

It's like the ex- used to say to me oh so long ago: "When you lay down with swine, you wind up smelling like a porkchop."

The things I remember.

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Update: Oh right! Forgot to employ my unbridled cynicism, surprising given who we're dealing with here. Hillary doesn't have a legit gripe against the media, but she scores points with the -- Wait for it! -- "low-information Democrats" who take exception to the media telling them the truth -- in this case, their vote being not worth spit. That's right: Hillary's telling them to shoot the messengers.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

obama doesn't need me...

Bowers at Open Left:
Was it the right decision to back Obama? Hard to say for certain, but on balance my guess is still yes. I miss the days when we could play all three top candidates off each other. Unfortunately, that ship sailed the day Edwards failed to win Iowa, and the campaign lurched to the right as a result.
Basically it's Obama exhibiting his need not to appear beholden to the progressive base (a.k.a., the Democratic wing) of the Democratic party, seeing as how the corporate media will use it in any event as a hook upon which to hang their corporate hats. Hey, more power to 'im. We beat Hillary the Bush/McSame symp, and that'll keep me sated well into the fall -- knock wood!

Meanwhile, prince of darkness type Bob Novak says a civil disturbance inside the Republican party is afoot:
Huckabee's announced support of McCain is unequivocal, and he is regarded in the McCain camp as a friend and ally. But credible activists are spreading the word that Huckabee secretly allies himself with the bitter-end opposition. That hardly seems possible considering his public backing, but critics of Huckabee's 10 years as governor of Arkansas say he is all too capable of playing a double game.
Of course I'm rooting for the li'l Christianists on this front thinking they're just so far out there that they'll succeed only at a further hollowing out of the Republican party, i.e., what's left of 'em come 2012.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

the tide, she be a'turnin'...

If the lefty bloggers hadn't pushed the story, the M$M wouldn't have had it on their radar, let alone bothered McSame about it, and Wild John Hagee wouldn't be made to apologize for denigrating Catholics.

That's right, the righty apologizes for once!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

ohhh, canada... !

Lovely! Courts are now ordering the removal of references to Taserings from official records. The public, you see, need not know cops are growing further out of control, killing people by way of electrocution, whether in attempt to subdue a violent individual, or simply to motivate the passive non-compliant.

The power, it grows more absolute, and is corrupting absolutely.

Monday, May 12, 2008

well, to be honest...

It says here Hamas has more credibility and, sadly ironic, a greater decency, especially when one considers the bomb-Iran droolings of a Joe Lieberlips or his charge McSame the presumptive Republican nominee.

And how stupid can McSame be inflicting Lieberlips at his side and into the cameras everywhere he goes. I was gonna sit out this election; not vote. I thought it was gonna be Hillary and, well, let's face it: she's never been more unacceptable. This 60s right-wing extremism-in-the-defense-of-liberty-is-no-vice princess cum post-feminist corprobot poseur of the blue collar, who can now race-bait like she's suckled George Wallace.

Not a pretty picture.

Meanwhile, Obama was, at one time, heard chirping gospel & hymm to the Christianists; talking of privatizing Social Security... going *cough* on Fox Newssss!

So I was gonna stay home. Except now McSame keeps flaunting Lieberlips at me. Doesn't he know people will actually go vote to not have to look at that dried-up protoplasmic ooze that Lieberlips calls a face. That's how he got kicked out of the Connecticut Democratic party, remember?

So where do I go register to vote?

Sunday, May 11, 2008

touched by evil...

She may have lost the nomination, but it doesn't look like she'll go away quietly anytime soon.

Meanwhile, SNL's Amy Poehler pretty well summarizes She Who Must be Stopped.

what's it called, an impromptu cardioversion... ?

Imagining this as Dubya's idea of a good healthcare plan: have a cop administer the treatment!

they weren't *ball* bearings by any chance... ?

Lieberman re: his charge: "I Personally Checked John McCain’s Bearings."

P.S. Kudos to Obama for nailing McCain with the nice left jab. It says here if a candidate is clearly an elder and has a history of misfires, then said candidate's synapses, and whether they're crispy or not, are relevant in determining one's presidential timber and cannot be deemed prejudicial.

Friday, May 02, 2008

of flag pins & the like...

The question you'll never hear Tim Russert ask John McCain:
Audience member: This question goes to mental health and mental health care. Previously, I've been married to a woman that was verbally abusive to me. Is it true that you called your wife a (expletive)?

McCain: Now, now. You don't want to... Um, you know that's the great thing about town hall meetings, sir, but we really don't, there's people here who don't respect that kind of language. So I'll move on to the next questioner in the back.

Goes to credibility and character, yerronner.

And how 'bout that slide step by the pitcher?

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

tim russert: hack... !

Back in the spring of '89, I was offered a summer internship at Meet The Press. At the time it was hosted by Garrick Utley, a substantive and admirable successor to the show's icon Lawrence Spivac, and was even then the longest running news show in America. Instead I took the offer with Washington's local NBC affiliate News4, which provided me the opportunity to become acquainted with a then relatively unknown field reporter named Katie Couric.

But now Meet The Press is met with universal derision within the progressive movement, precisely because it's host Tim Russert is what Arianna Huffington says he is, a "conventional wisdom zombie":
[I]f he truly thinks his show hasn't become an outlet for Bush administration figures to push their message uncontested (as Huffington suggests), then shouldn't he bring Huffington on and challenge her assertions? Or, at the very least, allow Huffington to go on another NBC show?

Probably not, since that would mean Russert would have to ask tough questions for a change.
It says here that any reference to a "liberal media" is likely offered by the ignorant or one with a right-wing agenda.

Monday, April 21, 2008

where was i... ??

CU’s 4/20 Pot Smoke-out Draws Crowd of 10,000

And the subheader of all subheaders:
Police Issue Zero Tickets During Annual Marijuana Celebration
The days are indeed getting longer.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

it's unanimous...

The HAMstah forwarded this to me today:

"A moment I've been dreading. George brought his ne're-do-well son around this morning and asked me to find the kid a job. Not the political one who lives in Florida; the one who hangs around here all the time looking shiftless. This so-called kid is already almost 40 and has never had a real job. Maybe I'll call Kinsley over at The New Republic and see if they'll hire him as a contributing editor or something. That looks like easy work."

From the REAGAN DIARIES: this entry is dated May 17, 1986.

Sunday, April 06, 2008

bush breaks nato wind...



Or to paraphrase Bugs Bunny: "Did you ever get the feelin' you was bein' avoided?"

h/t to ThinkProgress...

another one bites the dust...

Charlton Heston: 1923 - 2008

One of the greats. Loved a great many of his movies, particularly Planet Of The Apes. A shame he devolved into a gun-nut, even as I found Michael Moore's sandbagging of him in Bowling For Columbine disgusting... although, I did find his going to Denver to wave a rifle over his head right after the events at Columbine as equally disgusting.

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Monday, March 31, 2008

bath, maine, that is...

You know how those Appalachian types save Saturday nights for their bath? Well, I was in Bath this past Saturday, and...


Front Street, a look downtown with the famed Bath Iron Works crane in the distance...


The Patten Free Library on the left; the old Bath Y being the brick building down the hill on the right...


The park in front of the library...


The old Carlton Bridge (with the stantions) and that, uhm, newer bridge in front of it...


Bath Iron Works at night.

And for an afternoon, the 70s were today.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

the nats' new stadium...



Check out the cool video (courtesy USAToday). Knowing the area as I did in my Realtor days, the Nats' new home can only boost activity in that area.

Missing D.C...

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

spot on, i'd say...

Just when you thought it was safe to hate on John McCain:
I must say, I'm a little envious. If I were slightly younger and not employed here, I think it would be a fantastic experience to be on the front lines of helping this young democracy succeed.

It must be exciting for you ... in some ways romantic, in some ways, you know, confronting danger. You're really making history, and thanks.


-- President George W. Bush, March 13, 2008



Only a fool or a fraud sentimentalizes the merciless reality of war.


-- Sen. John McCain, March 26, 2008
Hard to say which of the two Dubya is more of; assuming, for the sake of this exercise, he's not both.

h/t to Salon's War Room...

Monday, March 24, 2008

ah, the illusion...

By exercising daily I can make myself look 28 again, eh? Ah, yes! '89 was indeed the summer of love. Oddly, however, if I can but gaze upon a lovely creature, who is, say, cavorting about a small stage before a few mirrors and lights while applying her considerable talents against, say again, a brass pole, then, by Jesus! -- I don't know what it is! -- I just have to satisfy this abrupt desire to go push some weights; stretch out on a soft but firm elastic ball; ride a reclining stationary cycle -- we've all seen the footage, am I not coherent here?

My god, this girl is an athlete: muscular and strong, though soft and aloof; magnificently proportioned; mesmerizing...  climbing and twirling and gyrating, gently levelling, landing. It's all so sublimely rich and luxuriant, even as my dollar bills vanish before my eyes. And when her distant pupils turn to focus on mine, I am made as lost -- in an abyss, in a dream, in a lie.

And here I am now at my table, watching her stand in line for her coffee or her tea and her cookie. She wears her glasses invitingly, along the bridge leaving her baby blues unobstructed, looking academic. She may never have existed before this moment but she's here now.

Or she's over there.

I'll be off to the gym now.

idaho repubs put up a squirrel for craig's seat...

Aspiring Idaho politician changes name to ‘Pro-Life’

... uhm, which is not to be confused w/them putting a squirrel up... uhm, his seat... although they'd be welcome to try...

... but then the squirrel would have to have been very very bad.

smoke & mirrors + dog & pony = causas beli... ?

So now it starts:
Petraeus: Iran did it!
We saw it coming. We've seen it before. They could stand and look you in the eye and say "We're lying thru our teeth!" Do a 360 in-place, then say "this time it's so." And now they'll go out and do it all over again.

And they are.

Friday, March 21, 2008

from your other office...

The recession is an easy hook upon which to hang a hat of unemployment. Ergo, your operations, not to mention your backside, can be found at the local internet cafes: L'il Dog in Brunswick, and, today, Cafe Creme in Bath -- your offices, I see. In between I'll find you at the Y either in the post-nautilus area or in the pool, and, hey!, sometimes in the gym shooting baskets (no running, thank you, time & gravity & friction!).

Meanwhile, you crank out emails w/resume attached to various leads on Craigslist; making appointments with agencies in Portland, and, starting Monday, Bath/Brunswick. The disability income is no more and the savings is winnowing now that coverage has been marked for Cobra retroactive to the end of February, all of which is decidely more expensive and carrying with it no regard for your elegibility for unemployment. Is any of this supposed to make sense?

Oh, forgot to mention the insurance company decided to cover but 1/5 of the hospitalization.

Other'n that, you're fine!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

father, forgive me...

Mel Gibson trying to convert Britney to his screwball brand of Catholicism?

And did anybody else notice Tom Cruise lurking behind the potted palm in the corner?

Monday, March 17, 2008

iraqi soldiers want the *republicans* out...

... not that there's anything wrong with that...
“Just to be perfectly clear here, I did ask them are you following any of the republican candidates?…Do you want to talk about John McCain? Within that whole group, not one wanted a republican in the US presidential seat. They were all for a democrat. They were all for that type of change because they said they were living a republican war.”
Would surely like to see Barack Obama pound McCain over the head with this, i.e., after he beats Hillary's ass.

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Update:  so the emphasis of this story isn't lost on the slower of wit: the iraqi soldiers didn't say they wanted americans out, so much as republicans...  

finally, something we all got in common...

mccain's whole campaign in a nutshell...

Benen gets the gold star...
So, McCain needs an insurance policy. If conditions on the ground in Iraq offer some optimism, he can tell voters, “See? I was right; all we need to do is stay the course and reap the rewards.” If conditions are deteriorating, he can tell voters, “See? I was right; our enemies are acting up to influence the U.S. elections. They’re afraid I’ll win and keep Bush’s policy going indefinitely, so they’re sending a message.”

Heads I win, tails you lose.

sunday monday...

Spaghetti sauce by g., bottle of Chilean Shiraz, John Adams on HBO, then Harold & Maude, followed by La Boheme on the iTunes and now episodes of Law & Order on Bravo -- she's Robo-Gondey!

Saturday, March 15, 2008

another saturday night...

It is good to see some of my friends and family check in, by way of my blog, to see how I'm doing. They can call me on my cell of course, but burning minutes isn't always the best way to say, I'm fine, how're you? How's the wife. And the kids? -- you know the drill.

The short of it is I'm getting better. My last visit to the cardiologist was precisely that, I fear: my last. The insurance is expired, this after getting 12 weeks beyond my departure from work in order to visit a hospital room for 9 nights & 10 days back in December. Since then, I've been taking my meds semi-religiously, maybe missing all of two days total. The cardiologist expressed a smile when I told him I'm getting bills from the hospital now, charging me $441 for everytime I visit him. Geez! The EKG takes all of, what, 30 seconds? "Is that what it costs to see me?" he says. "Gonna have to ask for a raise."

"Don't do that," I tell 'im, "they'll only jack me higher."

Christ! I could pay less for more quality time with an escort. And, uhm, hmm... There's an idea.

He was stoic when I said I didn't know when I could come back in. "Well, our door is always open."

Yah, thanks, doc. Check ya' later on the driving range, eh?

So I've just received my last disability check and now I'll have to switch over to Cobra, payments of which will raise me from $120 to, ballpark, $400-a-month. Love that American health coverage -- not!

But I have a month's worth of meds with renewal for another month, but the doc was emphatic when he suggested I shouldn't continue unobserved, i.e., without a doctor advising me along the way. I interpret that to mean I shouldn't continue at all. Just drop dead, eh? I mean, my hospital bills are coming in like snowflakes on an impending Nor'easter, and I haven't even seen the bill for the cardioversion procedure I underwent a few weeks ago. Should be for a few grand, I'd bet. Meanwhile, moths fly out & about whenever I open my wallet. Did you not hear me say "disability??"

I smile as I rue my situation. It's all so sublime. The credit cards are shelved. Everybody wants a piece of my buhttox for lack of the greenbacks forthcoming. I watch Hillary pound her "Universal! Health! Care!" mantra, knowing well how full of shit she is. The Clinton motus operandi is to capitulate well before they have to and get less for the people than they could have. And this was before she was #2 on the insurance industry's Christmas card list. Bottom line for America, my good people, is that outstanding medical balances will ever exceed the coverage they ought otherwise to provide. And she insists it to be "affordable." Like, big good goddamn deal!

Ah, the white tea at the Little Dog is, at least, some comfort. Shame the place closes in 3 minutes.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

here, y'see... !?

What you get when you don't fight back...

duhyeww buhleev'h... !?

Long overdue:
"This ought to clear up any misunderstanding about our interest and the committee's role," Grassley said. "We have an obligation to oversee how the tax laws are working for both tax-exempt organizations and taxpayers."

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

turnabout's fairplay...

Remember when Isiah Thomas said Larry Bird'd be an ordinary NBAer if he wasn't white? Well ol' Geraldine's been caught in the same briar patch.

By the way, my question here applies to Hillary's surrogates too.

Monday, March 10, 2008

the little dog says hello too...

Coming to you from Brunswick, Maine, now. My mom's dying of cancer and she has anytime from now to a year from now. In any event, I'm to look after her, for her, for the siblings... and for me. I'm available and I'm here. There it is. Put me to use.

She still provides professional counseling services, although now, given her elderly status, its for gratus, or pro bono, or for free. In any event, I'm to be out of the house when she is seeing patients. All well and good, I like it here at the Little Dog Cafe, and Brunswick is a charming little town. Let's see what one can make of that, shall we?

Friday, March 07, 2008

strange, stranger, strangest bedfellows...

Chris "Tweety" Matthews touting Hillary over Obama is like the Southern Baptists touting the Israelites over the Palestinians, that is until the Rapture cometh to pass, and when, of course, all the Jews can then go straight to hell!

Is it me or is Prez politics, circa 2008, growing more totally fucked by the day?

The hour?

here's a question...

What's the over/under, that is to say the before/after Pennsylvania betting as to when Hillary chooses to out-nigger George Wallace?

Thursday, March 06, 2008

arlen specter, that pillar of... well, we all know what he's a pillar of...

The senior senator from Pennsylvania; wielder of the Warren Commission whitewash; trasher of Anita Hill for favor of Clarence "The cross-eyed uncle" Thomas; and now harrasser of the NFL, because one had thought he was an Eagles fan who resented the Pats win in '04... But Nooooooo... !!
[T]he object of Specter's NFL ire has been the NFL Network and its exclusive relationship with DirecTV. The Philadelphia-based Comcast cable company is in a war with the NFL over whether they can charge their customers for the NFL Network, unlike DirecTV.
Uh huh! Doing the bidding of another fascist, anti-net neutrality media corp.

We won't mention any names, we'll just... *cough* *COUGH* *COMCAST!!*

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

super tuesdaying it...

Obama to win Texas and Vermont; Hillary, Ohio & Rhode Island. So it is written, etc.

Given her endorsement of John McCain over Barack Obama, or her hemming & hawing on whether he's a Muslim or not, or her piling on when John McCain conspires with the right-wing Canadian prime minister to take down a fellow Democrat and fellow American, I reckon I don't have to say, "She's a Republican, ferChrissakes!" and be seen as barking up the wrong tree.

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Update: Naahm's "Think you better get out that eraser for what is written" taunt notwithstanding, dig this:
It's looking more and more like Obama will officially win Texas.

winter in new england...

Cellphone shots...


"Thicket Sunset" - Troy, NH; Dec. '07



"Homestead" - Hadley, Mass.; Jan. '08



"Walking" - Hadley, Mass.; Jan. '08



"Thru the Dining Room Window" - Troy, NH; Dec. '07



"The Bahn" - Troy, NH; Dec. '07



"The Bahn at Sunset" - Troy, NH; Dec. '07



"Dogs With Frisbee" - Troy, NH; Dec. '07



"A Peak Over the Dashboard" - Hadley, Mass.; Feb. '08



"Still!?" - Hadley, Mass.; Feb. '08



"Road Work" - Northampton, Mass.; Feb. '08



"91N" - Whately, Mass.; Feb. '08



"Bluster" - Greenfield, Mass.; Feb. '08



"Rt. 47" - S. Hadley, Mass.; Mar. '08



"Mt. Holyoke" - S. Hadley, Mass.; Mar. '08



"Homestead in Profile" - Hadley, Mass.; Jan. '08

Sunday, March 02, 2008

somebody had t'be...

Rewriting some text and came across this piece on da Vinci. I was impressed:
Leonardo has often been described as the archetype of the "Renaissance man" or universal genius, a man whose seemingly infinite curiosity was equalled only by his powers of invention. He is widely considered to be one of the greatest painters of all time and perhaps the most diversely talented person ever to have lived.
So I was just thinking: Would I prefer to be known as this or as something more akin to, say, the Son of God?

I mean, it's, like, a toss-up.

Saturday, March 01, 2008

begging the question as to whom, or what, was crispier, dali or the lobster... ?


From Wiki:
Lobster Telephone (also known as Aphrodisiac Telephone) is a surrealist object, created by Salvador Dalí in 1936. Dalí wrote of lobsters and telephones in his book The Secret Life, demanding to know why, when he asked for a grilled lobster in a restaurant, he was never presented with a telephone.
I've often wondered the same thing.

the enemy of my enemy...

Wow! John McCain has, like, totally stepped into a big pile of inorganic biofudge:
According to [Catholic League Blowhole Bill] Donohue, Hagee has "made a lot of money off bashing the Catholic Church and blames Catholics for the Holocaust." What does it say about McCain that he would embrace such a figure? "This doesn't speak well for him. He's tolerating an endorsement by an inveterate bigot, and it's been brought to his attention."
Here're the strait-talker's options: 1) He doesn't repudiate Hagee and he loses the Catholic and, by extension, the, uhm, Latino vote... BIG time! (And do we really fear traditional media will ignore the bellowings of Bill Donohue?); or 2) He does repudiate Hagee, losing his money & organization while getting hammered by him, as well as by those other blowholes Rush Limbaugh & Sean Hannity, essentially the Republican base.

Of course this is fresh off McCain throwing that Cunningham bozo under the clown car.

Here's betting they bring back the Morman.

checkmate... !

Obama goes Queen/Bishop on 'er...
"This is about what you say when you answer that phone. What judgment you show...She, John McCain and George Bush gave the wrong answer."
Ooo! Snap!

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Update: If I'm dozing, and she gazintah her "I'm mellllting!" moment -- wake me... ? please!?

Thursday, February 28, 2008

another one bites the dust...

Mike Smith: 1943 - 2008

Lead Singer of the Dave Clark 5...

jerry seinfeld wishes he said this to a telemarketer...

guaranteed to make you laugh...

so where's the snow... ??


Old & dear friend Holly emailed this view from her home in Santa Cruz (Gawd, but I love California!), i.e., a coupla days ago -- this as we were having a snowstorm on this end of the continent at the time.

no wonder he's soft on immigration...

John McCain: Not an American citizen??

Oh, Sweet Jesus, this is rich!

another one bites the dust...

William F. Buckley: 1925 - 2008

Have to acknowledge this cat as I actually enjoyed listening to him talk. Rather than say things like, "Well, that's confusing," or "I find that bewildering," he'd say something more like, "I must confess to a certain mystification."

Was just listening to a soundbite on the radio on the way home: Michael Medved, dipstick extraordinaire, said of Buckley that he personified the concept of "intellectual" and "conservative" as not being a contradiction in terms. Well mebbe so, but Medved and his lot are doing their damnedest to put the lie to that.

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Update: Back in '88, Buckley was given a good pasting by none other than Al Gore; this being at a Democratic primary debate, Buckley was the moderator. The question had to do with Reagan's Strategic Defense Initiative, a.k.a., SDI, a.k.a., Star Wars. Buckley saw fit to challenge Gore w/a follow-up question. Gore was on his game, however, and after a few back-&-forths, Buckley said, "We have to move on," to which Gore retorted, "I don't blame you!" That was when I realized Gore had something to bring to the table.

Come to think of it, even Mike Dukakis had a good debate that night. Go figure!

aaaand we're back...

... with a great line by Carlin:
I do feel that when you're born into the world, you're given a ticket to the freak show, and when you're born in the United States, you're given a front-row seat.
2nded!

Oh! Another line... considered here as choice:
Well, in 1992 I had that piece called "The Planet Is Fine, the People Are Fucked" arguing that the creation of humans may have been nature's way of finding out how to make plastic.
Is why I love this guy!

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Update: The boy got zapt and the E.K.G. reads "normal sinus rythm." Thought some of you might be glad to know.

Friday, February 22, 2008

fade to black...


we leave you now...

incommunicado for an extended period... facing a deadline for some copywriting, which will take up our waking hours thru next week... fairly exciting as we haven't been this sort of pressed since college...

monday, meanwhile, we're to undergo a procedure called cardioversion...

it comes with it no guarantees...

we'll be back on the air... tomorrow...

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

gee... ! it's g.e. bringing "good things" to light again..

I'm trying to plug in to Olberman's vids from tonight's show. This is what I get:
To watch video in the new MSNBC.com player, you will need to update your version of the Adobe Flash Player.
Then it provides instructions on how to quickly install the device.

And then Dubya and Dick and the Department of "Justice" will have you by the short-hairs. The business of surveillance has only begun, and one ought know that even if an Obama were to become president, the Oligarchy simply could not allow him to dismantle that which they've so painstakingly constructed. Consequently, then, the safest among us will be forever on the move and without various electronics dangling from our ears or off the limbs. But then we'd also be the nobodies with no ability to communicate with others -- have an influence on our own direction; an influence, maybe, on civilization's.

Just getting plugged in.

So what one must do is allow General Electronic -- a fairly entrenched multi-national conglomerate, who owns MSNBC, and who, by the way, is getting obscenely and filthily wealthier by the nano second off the fighting and dying in the Middle East -- plug into your laptop, maybe drop an interactive virus that will record your every keystroke, maybe concoct a few itself, send the report to Room Such & Such at AT&T in San Francisco (for a fee of course), who in turn forks over your interpreted proclivities to this government entity, ensconced somewhere between Baltimore & Washington city, believing itself as having to do with the nation's security. Oh wait! That'd be national security, which, we all have come to glumly realize, has nothing to do with our nation's security.

Sorry, my bad!

Which is all well and good, my friends, that is if you cannot handle having your freedoms.

But, just an example: What if you like to look at Erotica?

Guys!?

$40 Billion dollars worth of Erotica -- okay, Porn! -- gets consumed in the U.S. every year, conservatively speaking. And if you -- Guys!? -- step outta line, say, a little too too... ??

So many ways to fuck you over. Small wonder we're already the most incarcerated nation in the world today. But, y'know, no problem! You're a nobody -- not even on the radar.

But what if you're a gifted orator running for a high office? Hm?

You remember that Hoover kept Kennedy in line, yes? Kept his affairs out of the press. Strong-arming those in the know with a mind to share, all because J.Edgar & Jack were, like, tight, right?

Is how J.Edgar kept his job, you see, for as long as he could and all the while with Bobby hating his intestines.

And in the meantime, he somehow got a whole building named after his cross-dressing self.

Now that's Pornography!

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Update: Ah! Access to Olberman! -- via Safari, though not Firefox.

willie nelson: impeach the bastards... !

Who am I to argue with the great Willie Nelson?

Monday, February 18, 2008

"a question... !"

Dana Perino, Dubya's bottle-blonde press B.S.er bot, asks A Question:
"Do you trust the intelligence community more than you trust Democrats who are beholden to their left-wing?"
Speaking as a so-called left-wing blogger (who, in reality, is actually conservatively progressive and/or progressively conservative):

"Fuck No!"

And whyyyyy don't I trust the intelligence community more than Democrats beholden to the left-wing?? Well, I figure Dubya puts it best hisself:
"[F]ool me once, shame on ... shame on you. It fool me. We can't get fooled again."

Sunday, February 17, 2008

mccartney pays out $100M in hush money...

We talking blackmail or really bad pre-nup? Either way, Heather Mills is *cough* the new Britney, which means, of course, network news will have yet another reason not to cover the Iraq occupation.

why it pays to blog (i.e., even when yer not getting paid)...

An update to a story on which I blogged, figuring it to be metaphoric of Dubya's world:
The U.S. Department of Agriculture on Sunday ordered the recall of 143 million pounds of frozen beef from a California slaughterhouse, the subject of an animal-abuse investigation, that provided meat to school lunch programs.
All of which begs the question of how bad the situation had to be to get Bush's cronies to actually do the right thing.

dan hatfield v. curt mccoy...

It wouldn't be spring if Shaughnessy didn't trash Schilling, or Schilling, Shaughnessy...

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Update: Okay! Spring training...