Tuesday, January 24, 2006

#2 Reason Not To Go To The Theatah

The #1 reason is getting capped by a Confederate spy...

Looks like Tom Cruise is doing everything he can to queer his fiance's movie career:

The Sundance Film Festival is all about discovery, but what filmmaker Jason Reitman found out during a screening of "Thank You for Smoking" was unusual even by Sundance standards: The Katie Holmes sex scene in his movie had vanished.
What producer, with options to cast any number of hollywood hotties, is gonna wanna deal with Miss Quasi-Cruise now?

Oh, heyyyy! Ya' think maybe that's how Katie got preggers?

I love this stuff!

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