Saturday, January 21, 2006

Tom Cruise Stays In The Closet

Because it's so easy to win slander & libel cases in England:
Don't you think this has gone on long enough? It's time for you to come out of the closet. You're not fooling anyone.
Speculatively, I hedge (although Tom couldn't win a whole helluva lot from my estate), if it weren't true, I don't suppose he'd fight it so hard. Eh?

And you'd think he'd change his last name...

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